Natalia Osipova and Ivan Vasiliev. Photo: Stas Levshin.
There is a bug in my coffee maker. Of all the places for a bug to be, that is one of the worst places it could choose to lodge itself. My sacred coffee maker has been soiled. I just spent an hour trying to flush it out, to no avail, and nearly flooded my kitchen in the process and there are no paper towels anywhere in this apartment and everything is a mess and I’m tired and I JUST WANT A CUP OF COFFEE.
So now I’m going to Starbucks.